Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Birth Test

Birth Test:

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our
inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the
challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the
numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until
there is only one digit.

A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to
be: it will just colour your choice differently and give you a little
insight.

Example: March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
2 + 0 = 2

Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. 2 is the Birth
Number to read for the birth date in the example.

#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATIVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTELLECTUAL
#8 THE BIG SHOT
#9 THE PERFORMER
Read on...
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# 1 THE ORIGINATOR:

1s are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural.
Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being
stubborn and arrogant. 1s are extremely honest and do well to learn
some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often
leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is
definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn : Others' ideas might be just
as good or better and to
stay open minded.

Famous 1s: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett,
Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch.

#2 - THE PEACEMAKER:

2s are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and
often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and
very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is
very important and can lead them to be successful in
life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable
relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to
boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment
and not put things off.

Famous 2s: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas
Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus, Mozart.

# 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY:

3s are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and
easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them
through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve
it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the
world from a more realistic point of view.

Famous 3s: Alan Alder, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith,
SalvadorD ali, Jodi Foster

# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE:

4s are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act
when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They
like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the
outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to
wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more
flexible and to be nice to themselves.

Famous 4s: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, ArnoldSchwarzenegger,
Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey, Dimakatso Mabaso

# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST:

5s are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm
often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and
don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they
see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions
never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make
sure they h ave all the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Famous 5s: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter,Vincent
Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail.

# 6 - THE ROMANTIC:

6s are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family
connection is important to them. Their actions ionnection is important
to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge
to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make
great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take
the friendship seriously. 6s should learn to differentiate
between what they can change and what they cannot.

Famous 6s: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl
Steep,Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn

#7 - THE INTELLECTUAL:

7s are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it
difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway
their decis ions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be
questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their
motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers
and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners.
They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering
information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and
should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.

Famous 7s: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson , Joan
Baez, Princess Diana

# 8 - THE BIG SHOT:

8s are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point,
have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and
like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people
objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms
that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their
own needs rather than on what o thers want.

Famous 8s: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda,
Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, and Ron Connolly

#9 - THE PERFORMER:

9s are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away
their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem
making friends and nobody is a stranger to them.They have so many different
personalities that people around them
have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever
changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can
suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to
build a loving foundation.

Famous 9s: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy
Carter, Elvis Presley

Equations of Life

Equations!

- This is the best I have read in a LONG time


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happilytogether!

My Birthday - 8 Feb

Good Morning

Today is my birthday and its my second birthday after my marriage. last night there was a surprise for me from my wife. she bought my favorite cake and pudding and I cutting the cake i was very happy. after some time some old memories strike me and tears were there in my eyes. the sadest part of it was my father, mother, sister and brother not with me right now to celebrate the same, however this is not the first time i am celebrating my birthday away from them since 12 years now but not sure what happened this time. anyways i am planning for a dinner with my wife tonight.

I am planning to enjoy the day to fullest and there will be my wife with me to share those moments. she is very happy today, she woke up at 4 in the morning to arrange things.

cheers :)
vng

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Where To Tap

Ever heard the story of the giant ship engine that failed? The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a youngster. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.
Two of the ship's owners were there watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking tings over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed! A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "he hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."
The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer ......................... $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap ......................... $ 9998.00
Effort is Important, but knowing where to make an effort in your life makes all the difference

Allahabad

Something about the place where I have spent memorable moments of my life Allahabad:

Woh Civil Lines ka sama, woh Chowk ki chaat,
Woh Shanti ki Kulfi, Wah usme thi kuch baat.
Woh Kamdhenu ki mithai, woh Loknath ki Rabri,
Woh Spicy Bite ka non-veg….

Woh rikshaw ka saffer, woh Company baag ki hawa,
Woh Katra ki raunak aur rangeen sama.
Woh January ki kadake ki sardi, woh baarishon ke mahiney,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyan, jab chute te they paseeney.
Woh holi ki masti, woh doston ki toli,
Woh diwali ke patakhe aur janmashtmi ki roli
Woh Zamghat ki patange aur woh kabootar Bazi ka khel,
Woh ghar ki chat pe Cricket aur colony ke ladkon ka chaurahe pe mail.
WohKalyani devi ka mahol, woh Ganga ki leheren,
Woh BoatClub ka nazara, Wah uske kya kehene.
Woh Chowk ki galiyan,
Woh Chandrlok ki balcony aur woh Sulaki ki pooriyan
Woh Hotstuff ka Chinese,woh Elchico ka style
Woh Friends pe Coffee jahan hum karte thei smile.
Wo Maikhana pe jashn
Woh school ki life aur woh College ki Zindagi,
Woh College ka rasta aur woh Canteen ki patties
Humne bhi bas dekhe hi the wo saare khel.

Woh KothaParcha ki market,wo highway ke dhabe
woh Shehar ke raaste ,jahan humne safar hain kaate .
Wo Shamiana ke chhole bhature
Wo BHS chauraha , wo station ki Chai

Woh Piya ka paan , kya thi uski shaan ...
Woh Nirala ki chat , aur tez hawa ka maza....

Kya shaan hai Allahabad ki ...Mera Allahabad ..
Itna sab keh diya par dil kehta hai aur bhi kuch kahoon

Wo shehar hain mera apna, jiska naam hai A L L A H A B A D

Launch Dates Vehicle Results


1. Aug 10, 1979 SLV-3E1 Unsuccessful
2. July 18, 1980 SLV-3E2 Successful
3. May 31, 1981 SLV-3D1 Successful
4. April 17, 1983 SLV-3D2 Successful
5.
March 24, 1987 ASLV-D1 Unsuccessful
6.
July 13, 1988 ASLV-D2 Unsuccessful
7. May 20, 1992 ASLV-D3 Successful
8.
Sept 20, 1993 PSLV-D1 Unsuccessful
9. May 4, 1994 ASLV-D4 Successful
10. Oct 15, 1994 PSLV-D2 Successful
11. March 21, 1996 PSLV-D3 Successful
12. Sept 29, 1997 PSLV-C1 Successful
13. May 26, 1999 PSLV-C2 Successful
14. April 18, 2001 GSLV-D1 Successful
15. Oct 22, 2001 PSLV-C3 Successful
16. Sept 12, 2002 PSLV-C4 Successful
17. May 8, 2003 GSLV-D2 Successful
18. Oct 17, 2003 PSLV-C5 Successful
19. Sept 20, 2004 GSLV-FO1 Successful
20. May 5, 2005 PSLV-C6 Successful
21.
July 10, 2006 GSLV-FO2 Unsuccessful
22. January 10, 2007 PSLV-C7 Successful
23. April 23, 2007 PSLV-C8 Successful
24. Sept 2, 2007 GSLV FO4 Successful
25. January 21, 2008 PSLV-C10 Successful
26. April 28, 2008 PSLV-C9 Successful
27. Oct 22, 2008 PSLV-C11 Successful

How to Put Up with Rude Customers

How to Put Up with Rude Customers
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny,
while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service.
A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.

The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure
we'll be able to work something out.'

The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear,
'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please,
may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.

'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS..
If anyone can help him find his identity please come to Desk 14.'

With the people behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F... You!'

Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit)

'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.


Cheers :)
vng

The 7 Habits of Man & Woman

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Cheers :)

vng

Wedding Idea? Love V/S Arrange

MNP: Mobile number Portability

Hey Guys,

Finally MNP is launched and now we have an option to change the Service Provider without changing the Number. Lots of ads now have been placed to bring the customers to their kitty...however we as customers are wise enough to take correct decisions.

Below is the process to enroll for the same.


Enjoy the Service

Cheers :)
vng

This is something interesting...

For The FIRST Time In History NEEDS, COMFORTS & LUXURIES Are Sold At Same PRICE:

ONIONS – Rs.65/kg
PETROL – Rs.65/Litre
BEER BOTTLE – Rs.65/EACH

Shifting my House

Guys its really very hard to shift from one location to another. Today i am getting my stuffs packed to move to a new location. Really very tough task to pack all my stuffs and then get it loaded on truck and unload and then again unpack all the things.

And this is not the end then we have to keep all the stuffs at the planned place this takes a lot of time. for this activity i am on leave for 4 days.

Lets see how many things are going to spoil while this shifting, packing, unpacking.

vng

Navin's Marriage

My friend Navin Singh is getting married in April from Gorakhpur. Just wanted to thank God that he finally got his life partner, hope he doesn't forgets old friends after marriage lol.

He is my friend since 1996 and its been 15 years we have been together as friends apart from the fact that he lives more than 1000 miles from me. He is a Business man and successfully runs his business in Assam.

We met in the year 1996 in our school Central Academy and from then we have spent lots of memorable moments of life. And in the Year 2000 we passed out our intermediate and he left for Assam and I left for Allahabad for higher studies.

Today I am very happy for my friend about his success and getting his life partner. May God bless the couple with his showers of wishes.

I will surely be there in his precious moment of life.

Love you Navin.

Cheers :)
vng

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

New Blog

Hey Guys,

I have started 2 new blogs for you.


Financial plans will provide you latest information on economic conditions and its in and out.

Hot offers will help you in availing good and products @ discounted prices.

Enjoy both the blogs.

cheers,
vng

Friday, January 7, 2011

Vikash Narain Gupta: My Papa

Vikash Narain Gupta: My Papa: "The attached pic is of my dad and mom, currently he is not keeping well however he has a very good will power and i am sure coz of which he ..."

My Papa

The attached pic is of my dad and mom, currently he is not keeping well however he has a very good will power and i am sure coz of which he will recover very fast.

He is the person who is my idol and I really want to become as successful as him. He started from roots and became a successful person in life. I have never seen him thinking beyond his family's interest. He has done a lot for all of us. He is a kind of person who is there only for his sons and daughters. His family means a lot for him.

He has got lots of pains in his life in business, but apart from that i have never seen him down and his CAN DO Attitude is really very lovable.

Today when my father calls me, i get tears in my eyes coz of his voice, its obvious from his voice that he is not well. GOD PLEASE HELP HIM IN RECOVERING. I love my dad a lot.

My mom and bro is there to take care of him but i am not there coz of my job i would really love to be there. My dad misses me a lot i understand that. I want him to come with me and live with me for a while so that i can also take care of him but he is not that fine that he can travel down to Delhi.

My mom is also not keeping well but she is taking care of him by all means. I admire her a lot coz of this. She is a diabetic patient and her sugar level goes up and down very often. May God bless my family, my borther and sister, my wife and whole world. Amen

vng

Happy New Year 2011

Hello Guys,

Wish you all a very happy and Prosperous New Year...

Cheers :)
vng

My Friends my life

Hello Friends,

The uploaded pics are my friends who helped and supported me in need, who always proved the statement "A friend in need is a friend in deed"

Apart from this one of my best friend is not there in the pic who is Karunakar Singh...he is the one who is my oldest friend but unfortunately i am not able to share his pic in the blog.

Last night i had a long chit chat with him, its always very good talking to him. May God help in achieving his goals and Objectives.

I love you friends some lines for you guys:

Because existence can become severe
in one day,
just sense me and I'll be there.
In the minds eye,
I'm not so far away.
If you hold out your hand,
in the whispers,
I'll become the zephyr.
and besiege you.
If your eye's upon the stars,
in the crystalline darkness,
I'll become the moon.
And the light shall guide you.
If you rest upon the ground,
in the warmth,
I'll become the grass.
And embrace you.
If you turn outside,
in the wetness,
I'll become the rain.
An upon your forehead, kiss you.
If you free the air,
in the light of day,
I'll become the sun.
And smile for you.

Between the miles-
if you need me.
If you need a friend.
Let me be the friend, I want to be.

Cheers :)
vng